10 Nicknames for the new Big 3

I'd love to have detailed analysis on the new golden trio of Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, and Kevin Garnett but I think there's a couple million news posts/blogs floating around about that already. Instead here are 10 nickname ideas for the greatest trio since MJ, Pip, and the Worm:

1) Fellowship of the Ring
fel·low·ship (fěl'ō-shĭp'): The condition of sharing similar interests, ideals, or experiences, as by reason of profession, religion, or nationality. The companionship of individuals in a congenial atmosphere and on equal terms. 'Nuff Said.

2) 20,34,5
Jersey numbers of these three superstars. Note that there is no 'number 1' in the team.

3) Pee-Pee, Ray-Ray,Ku-Ku
Sounds of a baby, because like babies all eyes will be on these three stars.

4) Big Bang Boom!
Big: Pierce because he almost got assasinated like rapper Notorious BIG. Bang: Allen because he shoots the lights out. Boom: KG cuz he’s so explosive. Also makes sense because when it was just BIG BANG, it was a theory, now with the BOOM, theres no more denying the legitimacy to their championship chances.

5) Krap PG
This is what you get when you re-arrange their initials.

6) Truth Kid Jesus
Combining all three players current nicknames to form an analogy: kid Jesus seems so nice in our minds, but is the truth really so? (If you didn't understand this one, dont worry, neither did I.)

7) S.O.S
Short for "Slash, Outplay, Shoot"; the best abilities of Pierce, Garnett, and Allen - respectively.

8)The SonicWolves
Just because I have this really cool mental-image of what a sonicwolf would look like.

9)The Three Basketeers
Sorry, I had to have one really super lame one to show how the others weren't as lame as you thought.

10) Nice Guys Finish Last
All nice guys. 0 rings. Truth Hurts.